Pooch: Oh, this is wrong on so many levels. You in or not?
Jensen: And get cheated again?
Pooch: What? No! The Pooch may lie, the Pooch may steal, the Pooch may—
Jensen: —the Pooch may refer to himself in the third person—
Pooch: Occasionally. —But the Pooch will not cheat.
Jensen: Well, the Pooch can relax. I was worried about Cougar.
Pooch: Right, it’s always the quiet ones.
Roque: What? It’s Blind Man’s Bluff, high card wins, how the hell can a man cheat you?AKA, Roque sweetly pretends he doesn’t know Cougar is the cheatingest motherfucker to ever hold a deck of cards.
Because Roque is a sweetheart. :) Anybody who doesn’t see that was watching some other movie than I was. <3
We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that you’re in control of her body? If I teach her that I’m in charge of whether or not she can touch her hair, she’s going to replace me with some other man when she goes out in the world. She can’t cut my hair but that’s her hair. She has got to have command of her body. So when she goes out into the world, she’s going out with a command that it is hers. She is used to making those decisions herself. We try to keep giving them those decisions until they can hold the full weight of their lives.
(On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off)
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- He raises a really great point. What would it mean to believe very early that my body was mine. That it’s not for anyone or for any particular purpose other than to be mine until I decide otherwise.
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I was damned near 30 before I could believe my body belonged to me & me alone. Dear people who take an issue with this,
Let the Smiths do right by their babies & shut the fuck up about how you think they should parent.
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They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That’s how Dad did it, that’s how America does it, and it’s worked out pretty well so far.
Ahh, sometimes I forget how much I hated Iron Man 1 & 2 and Tony Stark in them.
AND THEN I REMEMBER AND I’M LIKE “OKAY I GUESS NOT THE FANDOM FOR ME?”
Yeah, this is a pretty accurate.
Official ponified versions of Thor and Loki, yes.
haha Loki’s little face! Cheer up, emo pony!
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the smallest of gpoys
(I haven’t done this… yet, but it’s only a matter of time)
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you two
I hate you two
you have wrung out my screams and my feels
and now you are mercilessly twisting the last drops of emotions out of me so tomorrow I’ll be not functioning properly and robotic and when people ask me these days “eti why have you changed, why are you so cold” the answer will be partly “rl is stepping on me rather hard” but also “every night I use up my admittedly limited emotional quota on middle aged celebrities”
You are so easy.
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I will find the cord that makes you work and I will cut it.
